do you know what would make for a good movie?
ok so think about this
so like a bunch of white people are out to colonise/ fuck up this country and the native people are like looool fuck this
and in the midst of it all some wayward white dude falls in love with a native chick and he’s like “i’m one of your ppl we bleed red think about the purple people” and the girl is like lol no and she kills him along with everyone else out to colonise them and she runs off with some girl in her community because lesbians
the end
yes please
I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.
Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture) (normanosborn: coenbrosbeforehos)
(via dizzzypie)
